bacon
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Post by bacon on Feb 27, 2006 23:00:54 GMT -5
Welcome, blah, blah to... The Green Dragon Inn [/font][/size] Book the XVIIth: Ode to the Green Dragon[/center] Summary of The Assassins Strike BackTo be quite honest, the Assassins Strike Back was one of the most uneventful books of the entire Green Dragon Series. Random conversations held our interest for three hours worth of screentime, until finally something happens. The assassins attack. Yes, once again. They 'strike back' rather and destroy the entire Inn, leaving Bacon with a heavy decision to close the Inn and move it to a private location so that it could be safe. Kenji and a new assassin, Daisy showed up, and a grand battle takes place, most nicely the fight between Daisy and the shadowy figure Phoenix, who was quite spectacular this time around. Anyways, Daisy's killed at the end, blah, blah, and Bacon finally returns with several moderators and destroys the assassins who haven't retreated by now. So anyways, bacon decides to close the Inn, and orders all the guests to leave. The end, I suppose. 2/5 ~ Mrs. Nezbit Of the Current GDI LocationThe Green Dragon Inn is currently being constructed in the bowels of the Internet. After a period of three months, Bacon has finally reopened it to a select few. It lies in the bottom of the ocean... in the stomach of a whale. Though the only food served nowaday is fish, and things are constantly leaking, it is still rather nice. Enjoy your stay! Of This Book's Posting GoalsIn order to make this book much more fleshed out, the posting goal this time around shall be exactly two thousand and six posts, as suggested in a previous book. Let us turn this book into an eventful one, with many new stories to unfold! Good luck, Green Dragon!
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Post by Phoenix on Feb 27, 2006 23:01:57 GMT -5
Finally, a first post for me. I look forward to many more discussions with you all.
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Post by DDL on Feb 27, 2006 23:08:18 GMT -5
Hello.
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 27, 2006 23:10:27 GMT -5
New book...
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Feb 27, 2006 23:13:19 GMT -5
I don't like living in a whale.
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Phoenix
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Post by Phoenix on Feb 27, 2006 23:21:39 GMT -5
Bacon, one more post and you're at 7,600.
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DDL
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Post by DDL on Feb 27, 2006 23:24:50 GMT -5
2006 posts?! Are you insane?
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Feb 27, 2006 23:28:11 GMT -5
How is that different than the 1912 post count?
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DDL
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Post by DDL on Feb 27, 2006 23:36:04 GMT -5
It's...almost 100 posts more.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:16:49 GMT -5
A whale...? Can't we afford better real estate!!
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Post by bacon on Feb 28, 2006 0:22:50 GMT -5
His name is Monstro. talk to him.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:25:06 GMT -5
Um...hi Monstro?
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Post by bacon on Feb 28, 2006 0:25:43 GMT -5
Wait a second. He's still waking up. Be careful and do not anger him or he'll open his mouth and the place could very easily flood!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:26:18 GMT -5
And he might spit us out the blowhole! Hey, look, it's Jonah's campfire! And there's a woodchip of Pinocchio!
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:26:58 GMT -5
H....E....L...L...O!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:27:30 GMT -5
Whoa! Oh, um, hi Monstro. Do you mind us...like...living inside you?
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:28:44 GMT -5
I... DON'T... MIND... BUT... IF... YOU... LIGHT... A... FIRE... I... WILL... EAT... YOU.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:29:34 GMT -5
You can't eat us if your inside...I won't ask. But you let Jonah set a fire!
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MONSTRO
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:30:40 GMT -5
THAT... WAS...BEFORE...THE...PINOCCHIO...INCIDENT.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:31:48 GMT -5
Oooooooh. Hey, do you know a whale named Moby Dick?
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MONSTRO
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:32:35 GMT -5
THAT... WAS...MY...GRANDFATHER.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:33:34 GMT -5
Really?!? So you come from a line of famous whales then. Can I have your autograph...er, is that possible?
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MONSTRO
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:34:53 GMT -5
NO YOU CANNOT.
TELL EVERYBODY TO STAY STILL. I AM ABOUT TO OPEN MY MOUTH AND EAT SOME FISH. SOME WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR YOU TO EAT.
*opens mouth and water pours in*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:37:06 GMT -5
Thank you.
*holds on and takes some krill as they pass by*
I may take awhile getting used to this...so, Monstro, do you think the assassins will find us here? I mean, Helga's in jail, DAISY's dead, but Kenji's alive and still won't rest until he has our heads. I mean, he must be furious when he realizes that he got false intel about capturing Baxon.
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MONSTRO
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:39:02 GMT -5
I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT. FOR ALL THE ASSASSINS KNOW, THE GREEN DRAGON INN IS DEAD, AND THEY HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT IT IS CURRENTLY IN ACTIVITY AT THE BOTTOM OF A WHALE.[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:40:51 GMT -5
Kenji's pretty smart. He'll find another co-assassin. I'm worried that if he chases us, he could be coming whale-hunting. I don't want you to die because of us.
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:42:49 GMT -5
WHALE HUNTING? HMMM... I'VE NOT PARTICIPATED IN SUCH A SPORT SINCE 1959, IN THE MID NORTH ATLANTIC.
KENJI MAY BE SMART, BUT HE'S YOUNG. HE LACKS THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE ELDERLY. ONE DAY HE WILL LEARN THAT HE IS LESS THAN HE THINKS HE IS.[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:44:39 GMT -5
I do agree. Kenji is arrogant and still believes he's more then our match. I dunno. The ASSA might knock him off if he fails again, so this next time he might be desperate...I guess I'm just paranoid. Let us not dwell on these things. So, Monstro, I like your icon. Is that a picture of you?
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MONSTRO
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Post by MONSTRO on Feb 28, 2006 0:46:14 GMT -5
SOMEWHAT. IT IS A PICTURE OF ME AS REPRESENTED IN THE DISNEY ADAPTATION OF MY ENCOUNTER WITH THAT DAMN PINOCCHIO PUPPET! HE MADE ME SNEEZE!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Feb 28, 2006 0:47:04 GMT -5
I never did like Pinocchio. He lies too much. What do you do for fun, Monstro?
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