bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 30, 2005 1:16:24 GMT -5
Welcome one and all to the Green Dragon Inn, a place for party and merriment! Grab an ale, or some bread and sit by the fireplace and chat. This is for everyone, so don't be shy!
|
|
Yogurt
Title: Staff Emeritus
Posts: 884
|
Post by Yogurt on Aug 31, 2005 17:35:22 GMT -5
Who is Delava?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 17:36:11 GMT -5
I was going to use different usernames for each kingdom, but that's a bit too complicated.
|
|
Yogurt
Title: Staff Emeritus
Posts: 884
|
Post by Yogurt on Aug 31, 2005 18:11:35 GMT -5
Oh.
Sorry, I was eating. Should have told you.
Have you given the others the link?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 18:15:28 GMT -5
Damn, proboards is slow right now.
raditz is here and jason should be here whenever he gets on.
|
|
Yogurt
Title: Staff Emeritus
Posts: 884
|
Post by Yogurt on Aug 31, 2005 18:18:29 GMT -5
OK.
Why's Proboards slow?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 18:22:56 GMT -5
Probably a server change or something.
|
|
Yogurt
Title: Staff Emeritus
Posts: 884
|
Post by Yogurt on Aug 31, 2005 18:25:29 GMT -5
Oh. What are you doing on there?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 18:27:19 GMT -5
Proboards forums are part of Proboards, you know.
|
|
Yogurt
Title: Staff Emeritus
Posts: 884
|
Post by Yogurt on Aug 31, 2005 18:56:52 GMT -5
I know that. What are you doing on the forums?
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 19:19:03 GMT -5
May I suggest you go read The Knocking in the stories section?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 19:50:54 GMT -5
I know that. What are you doing on the forums? I meant all forums using Proboards. And yes I'll go check that out, raditz.
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 20:03:49 GMT -5
Did you like it, Bacon?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 20:04:48 GMT -5
Yes, that was tragicly tragical.
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 20:07:02 GMT -5
I like writing depressing things. ;D
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 20:16:53 GMT -5
I made a rip off of Lord of the Rings using the Phantom Menace as a background. Padme was Eowyn, Bail Organa was Theoden, teh Trade Federation was Saruman/orcs, and the battle of Naboo was the same, except it was very depressing, and I added the Gungan's final stand, which is a rip-off of the end of teh Battle of Helm's Deep. I find this to be very riper-offering. This will either make you cringe, laugh outloud, or it will move you deeply. INT. THEED PALACE-HALLWAY
PADME and Co. race through the hallway and come on the entrance to the throne room. They find themselves surrounded, as suddenly a thousand droids wait inside the throne room.
THREEPIO We’re doomed.
PADME falls to the ground by a pillar.
BAIL Padme!
PADME I can’t do this, father.
As the droids surround them, not a shot is fired. BAIL kneels by PADME.
PADME We won’t be alive for another minute. I’ve failed everyone. We should never have come back. It’s hopeless.
BAIL No, Padme. The Separatists can take away your home, your food, your family, even your life. But, there are two things that they cannot take from you.
PADME What?
BAIL They cannot take away your faith, nor can they take your hope. You have to give it to them. You know what power is within you, Padme, the flame that burns inside of you. Don't let it burn out.
PADME suddenly realizes what she must do. She turns to the droids in the throne room and than to PANAKA and BAIL.
PADME Are you with me or not?
PADME fires at the droids. They immediately fire back. PANAKA and BAIL assault the droids and the entire crew does the same.
INT. ALDERAAN-SACRED PLACE
The door is being assaulted by the huge gun. The GUNGANS struggle to hold up against it.
GUNGANS Boss, we can’t hold out much longer!
BOSS NASS We cannot risk anymore-
Suddenly, JAR JAR gets an idea. He turns to BOSS NASS.
JAR JAR Boss Nass, open the doors.
BOSS NASS Jar Jar, if we open the doors, the droids will get in the sacred place!
JAR JAR We must lead a final charge against them. To distract them from the real battle. A final charge.
BOSS NASS For what? Death?
JAR JAR No. For freedom. For your people. For Alderaan.
BOSS NASS smiles slightly.
EXT. ALDERAAN-SWAMPS
The artillery gun fires on the huge doors. But, suddenly they open. A loud horn bellows and JAR JAR smiles proudly at the droids as he, CAPTAIN TARPALS, BOSS NASS, and the rest of the army lead a final charge against the droids. Down the stairway they race, destroying droid after droid after droid as TARPALS blows a horn. This is the final charge.
INT. DROID CONTROL SHIP
Less and less cannons fire as they get closer to the core.
INT. STARFIGHTER
PILOT Watch yourself, Anakin. If I fail, than you’re the only hope for Alderaan.
INT. STARFIGHTER
ANAKIN For Padme.
PILOT (I.) What?
ANAKIN Nothing. Let’s go. Are you alright back there, Artoo?
ARTOO beeps happily.
INT. DROID CONTROL SHIP
They dodge the cannons easily. They get closer and closer to the core. Suddenly, BRAVO LEADER is hit.
INT. STARFIGHTER
PILOT I’m hit, Anakin!
INT. STARFIGHTER
ANAKIN Get out of there! You can’t do any damage!
INT. STARFIGHTER
PILOT No, we’re in this together-
INT. DROID CONTROL SHIP
BRAVO LEADER’S starfighter explodes.
INT. STARFIGHTER
ANAKIN sees the explosion.
ANAKIN We can’t do this, Artoo. We gotta turn back.
ARTOO beeps.
ANAKIN You’re right. If I die, I die for Padme.
A flashing light signals that he is near the destination.
EXT. ALDERAAN-SWAMPS
JAR JAR can see the droid control ship above. Suddenly, he sees explosions on it.
JAR JAR Look!
BOSS NASS The ship is exploding!
INT. THEED-PALACE
PADME and co. are driven towards the window of the palace. PADME can see the droid control ship in the sky. Suddenly, a droid aims for her.
EXT. ALDERAAN-SWAMPS
The droid ship explodes altogether. A droid aims at BOSS NASS, but before it can shoot, it explodes. All of the droids explode. The artillery gun explodes. Every droid explodes.
BOSS NASS They did it!
CAPTAIN TARPALS They did it!
JAR JAR They did it!
INT. THEED PALACE-THRONE ROOM
The droids in the throne room explode. PADME looks into the sky, and sees nothing. She is worried.
PADME Anakin……
PADME grasps the japor snippet. Which one? A: #19# B: C: I pick a combination of rolling eyes and smiling politely. Don't flame teh horrid writer! #24#
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 20:22:08 GMT -5
D: I found that very confusing, yet strangely inspiring.
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 20:33:49 GMT -5
That's because I posted 1/180 of the whole thing.
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 20:47:15 GMT -5
Here's one I just made up:
The Dawn of the Empire based off Lucas's Star Wars and Tolkein's Lord of the Rings written by sword_of_raditz
--The Death Star can be seen. A small ship flies to it.--
Tarkin: Ben Kenobi rides at this late hour to Isengard, for that is why you have come, is it not?
Kenobi: I have found the Chosen One!
Tarkin: Your love of Tantooine has made you ignorant, he has been living under your nose!
Kenoni: What do you mean?
Tarkin: The hour is late. The Emperor has already sent out the Seven Star Destroyers to track the droids.
Kenobi: But...that would lead them to Tantooine! I must hurry!
Tarkin: It is too late!
Kenobi: Huh?
Tarkin: In the depths of Coruscant the Emperor has risen an army that none can defeat.
Kenobi: How do you know this?
Tarkin: I have seen it...
--Tarkin motions to a hologram--
Kenobi: But they could be watching us!
Tarkin: What have we to hide?
Kenobi: They're the enemy!
Tarkin: Not anymore.
Kenobi: What?
Tarkin: We must join with the Emperor, he is to powerful to contend with.
Kenobi: Is it that Tarkin the Wise has given to folly?
Tarkin: Enough!
--Tarkin blasts Kenobi into the wall, and takes Kenobi's blaster.--
Tarkin: The time of your undoing is at hand. If you will not join me, you will die.
Kenobi: No!!
Tarkin: Strap him to the Death Star.
--Tarkin straps Kenobi to the top of the Death Star.--
Tagge: My lord, what does the Emperor command?
Tarkin: We must go to Kashyyyk.
--The camera changes to Kashyyyk. The stormtroopers are cutting down trees.--
Tagge: Their roots grow deep, m'lord.
Tarkin: They will succumb to fire.
Tagge: Of course. Soldier!
Stormtrooper: Yessir?
Tagge: Take these trees to the pits.
Stormtrooper: Yessir!
--The camera changes to the pits. Tagge is digging into the pit. He comes across Vader.--
Vader: Rah!
--Vader force chokes Tagge to death.--
Tagge: Uhh...
Tarkin: Excellent.
Vader: I am at your command, m'lord.
Tarkin: Set your course for Tatooine!
Vader: Yes, my king.
Tarkin: Then, you must destroy their fortress of Hoth's Deep.
Vader: Blood will be spilled on the ice tonight!
--At Hoth--
General Rieekan: My lord, ten thousand will arrive here by night!
Leia: Ten thousand?!? There is no such army!
Rieekan: I have seen it.
Leia: To the walls!
Luke: How can we fight against ten thousand?
Leia: We will try.
C-3PO: Most of these men have seen too many winters!
Han Solo: Or too few.
Rieekan: They will fight well.
Han: They will all die!
Rieekan: Then I shall die as one of them!
Han: ...
--A horn blows--
Han: That is no Imperial horn...
Rieekan: The wookies!
--Wookies march in led by Tarufa--
Tarufa: Are we welcome?
Rieekan: You are most welcome.
--Rieekan hugs Tarufa--
Leia: They come!
--Everyone scrambles to the walls--
Rieekan: Show them no mercy, for you shall recieve none!
--Suddenly an Imperial Walker appears. Suddenly George Lucas jumps out of the top--
Lucas: I pwnz you!
Rieekan: Huh?
--Tolkein jumps out as well--
Tolkein: Fire!
--The AT-AT shoots and kills everybody--
T-H-E E-N-D
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 20:54:11 GMT -5
I love that. It's 'tolkien'.
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 20:55:23 GMT -5
I got bored at the end and just killed everybody.
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 20:58:11 GMT -5
Bacon= Saruman Yogurt= Gandalf Jason= Frodo raditz= The Mouth of Sauron
Sound good?
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 20:59:43 GMT -5
Bacon= Saruman Yogurt= Gandalf Jason= Frodo raditz= The Mouth of Sauron Sound good? In what?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 21:01:57 GMT -5
Absolutely nothing. just random nonsense. Oh, and the Senate Game is back up, and a bunch of n00bs have destroyed it.
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 21:02:54 GMT -5
Figures. What did they do?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 21:04:18 GMT -5
They've turned it into a social thread. I'm really pissed off, but I tried to stay cool with saying 'Cut with the nonsense' basically.
They are not going to destroy the work the focus group put into it.
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 21:05:31 GMT -5
Linkey please?
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 21:07:35 GMT -5
|
|
RaditzSoldier
Title: Moderator
- n00b Destroyer
Hi. I'm a personal text. I'm displayed beneath Raditz's avatar. See you around!
Posts: 7,336
|
Post by RaditzSoldier on Aug 31, 2005 21:16:10 GMT -5
I joined. Lets start a new rebellion against the newbs!
|
|
bacon
Title: Head Admin
Posts: 9,754
|
Post by bacon on Aug 31, 2005 21:20:59 GMT -5
Apparently it's going to get better.
I hope some of them are kicked out. bood seems okay.
Oh, and look out for something interesting in the Library soon...
|
|