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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 20:04:12 GMT -5
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A Production of Bacon [/font][/size] The Green Dragon Inn [/center][/font] Book the Vth: The Taming of Spammers [/i] ~Previously on the Green Dragon Inn...It is a dark time in the Inn. The departure of Yogurt from the Inn has not been good for the customers. Yet another figure has arrived... who calls herself Minyaliel. A massive earthquake threw the Inn all over Middle-Earth, finally resting at the Hill of Hobbiton. It was at this time that Yogurt disappeared. And it was at this time that the mysterious DDL appeared... Gorbin the Gold managed to escape the prisons of groundation. The Inn was lifted up out of the grounds of Hobbiton and thrown right next to the citadel of Orthanc in Isengard. Tension became high as all began to try and pull the bartender out of the Inn and out of Middle-Earth altogether to their lands but he refused ( #28# ). An appearance of the new character Phoenix was rare... but Raditz stole the scene this time... as did frosty. Then out of boredom the great spam appeared! Spam took over and made an entirely new book that consisted of only spam. Then... they attacked. Orcses and spammers and trolls and flamers attempted to destroy the fair Inn but could not prevail. They were obliverated. So it was quiet for a day , the tiny Inn. Old memories were discussed, including the ancient text of 'War of the Stars' and 'Land of the Monkeys'. Such texts are unknown to the modern folk of Middle-Earth. In a final battle to obtain these texts, the Nazgul attacked, but alas! it exploded, as did the Dark Lord Sauron. And now... Yogurt the Grey presumed dead... Mordor gone... what next lies for the Green Dragon Inn? ~New Rules For the InnNo discussion of other sites is allowed in the Inn any longer. That's what the Old Man Willow Forum is for. Take that stuff there. No linking to your site, and no talking about your site. This rule was made because half the posts in the last book were talking about other sites. And thus other sites are illegal in the Inn, and this rule will stay. The post count goal is now 1234. ~Of News and HappeningsAs we speak, someone is being murdered... on television. At this day in Middle-Earth, Gandalf crossed the Isen... and yeah that's pretty much it. Book V has arrived... hey that rhymes!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 20:04:40 GMT -5
The first post! Good luck to this thread!
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 20:07:13 GMT -5
Mae govannon mellon.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 20:07:48 GMT -5
Welcome indeed! I think you should rework the happenings of the last inn. So confusing.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 24, 2005 20:07:59 GMT -5
... The 26th is when Frodo meets Bombadil
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 20:11:11 GMT -5
Huh?
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 24, 2005 20:12:15 GMT -5
In the book
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 20:16:18 GMT -5
Oh.
I'm working on the Ice Domain in the-oh yeah, new rule, huh? Well, I'll go post it in the Old Man Willow board.
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 24, 2005 20:45:04 GMT -5
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:08:07 GMT -5
I'm very happy! #59#
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 24, 2005 21:23:50 GMT -5
why bacon?
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:24:48 GMT -5
Because this new code rocks.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 21:25:04 GMT -5
What new code?
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:27:26 GMT -5
The code that took me an hour to get right.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 21:28:08 GMT -5
Which is?
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:29:12 GMT -5
The ability to have different headers/footers for different skins, enabling us to have different skins again.
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Gorbin
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 24, 2005 21:29:48 GMT -5
... I am bored
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 21:30:56 GMT -5
Somebody answer the question at the school. It's the last question for the night.
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 24, 2005 21:31:13 GMT -5
i wonder if i have an accent
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:38:58 GMT -5
I have an accent.
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Post by DDL on Sept 24, 2005 21:41:24 GMT -5
I was reading Book IV and the Mayor's Office, and there is something stated about a way to go to a so-called marketplace. Where is the link to access this resource?
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 24, 2005 21:42:47 GMT -5
Hey guys, haven't been around for a while, it's been a busy couple of days. I see I already missed an entire book!
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:42:49 GMT -5
The feature's gone now and I've basically given it to raditz's site.
It wasn't working out at all.
Actually, I don't think I've officially announced that...
Meh, you missed a half-book, Phoenix.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 24, 2005 21:45:04 GMT -5
Ah well, at least once again I'm eating ice-cream!
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 24, 2005 21:45:49 GMT -5
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Post by DDL on Sept 24, 2005 21:46:18 GMT -5
Phoenix, you did not miss much, besides plenty of spamming. #19#
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Post by bacon on Sept 24, 2005 21:47:46 GMT -5
DDL speaks the truth.
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 24, 2005 21:48:40 GMT -5
sorry ill try to stop spamming
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 24, 2005 21:49:16 GMT -5
This is the Taming of the Spammers, is it not?
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Post by DDL on Sept 24, 2005 21:51:23 GMT -5
Bacon, while you are messing with the skins, do you think there is any way in which you could add the option on whether to have the Last Post column? That would help out a lot, considering I have to reload each page every few minutes, and it becomes a pain.
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