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Post by bacon on Sept 23, 2005 21:20:07 GMT -5
Tolkien Forums Presents [/center] A Bacon164 Production [/center][/font] The Green Dragon Inn [/center][/font] Book the IVth: The Fourth Book Opens [/i] FADE OUTFADE IN! EXT. TOLKIEN FORUMS-MAIN PAGE-MID-DAYIt is a very cloudy day at the main page of Tolkien Forums. The clouds, echoing throughout the heavens suddenly disappear, revealing a valley plain. A great massive battle ensues below between several counterpents, including the White Wizard, Bacon, and his counterpart, the Grey Wizard, Yogurt. In their fancy pants wizard suits, they whack orcses with their staffs and ban flaming orcs with their magical admin powers. Meanwhile, two mysterious shady figures fight side-by-side, Phoenix and Frosty! They slaughter many orcses with their mysterious blades from faraway lands.FROSTYDIE, YOU STUPID ORCS!At this time, DDL and Minyaliel jump on top of a troll, throwing many blades into it, blood and guts splashing everywhere!MinyalielLabo vi Orodruin!Finally, Raditz and Gorbin appear on a single slowhenge. The two elves fight side by side, Gorbin throwing arrows into the hearts of many orcs, and Raditz beheading the heads of Uruks with his blade. Suddenly, a giant troll grabs Raditz.RaditzFool!Bacon sees that Raditz is being eaten and rushes towards his friend, suddenly having scissors (?) and stabs the troll with scissors. This doesn't work, and the troll moves to eat Raditz when it is suddenly set on fire. The battle has begun!RaditzBacon, help me!BaconI can't... but I have good news!RaditzWhat?BaconWe've just saved alot of posts in this book, by switching to 500!RaditzYay!And so the great epic Book the IVth begins.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:20:27 GMT -5
First post! Oh yeah!
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:22:22 GMT -5
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:22:33 GMT -5
Lots of spaces!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:24:20 GMT -5
There is one thing I sorely miss in this intro: A summary of the last book.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 23, 2005 21:24:28 GMT -5
Are we still doing the battle?
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:25:52 GMT -5
Eventually, yes.
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:26:52 GMT -5
eagle never posts on tfn anymore
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Post by bacon on Sept 23, 2005 21:27:07 GMT -5
Who wants a drink? The summary of the last book was something I'll include in Book V... a summary of both Book the IIIrd and Book the IVth. A new book! Finally!
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 23, 2005 21:27:10 GMT -5
*Uruk- hai come swarming around Gorbin. He is alone*
"I wish I had the Capitol One Card write now."
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:28:09 GMT -5
i'll take a drink bacon, please ;D
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:28:54 GMT -5
*there is an explosion at the troll area. Suddenly Raditz is in the air and sumersaults onto a trampoline, sumersaults again, lands onto a trampoline, etcetra. Then, in a stunning move, he lands on an Uruk-Hai.*
"All their base belong to us!"
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Post by bacon on Sept 23, 2005 21:29:45 GMT -5
In the midst of battle, Bacon manages to hand Frosty a drink.
WHERE IS YOGURT? I cannot find him!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:30:03 GMT -5
*suddenly a giant balrog comes up*
Bring out the secret weapon!
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 23, 2005 21:30:24 GMT -5
(not secret weapon) * Takes out his sword.* "Lets see the Uruk-Hai get away from me without chokate ."
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:31:21 GMT -5
*suddenly the secret weapon is revealed*
It's a...um, Bacon, what is it?
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Post by bacon on Sept 23, 2005 21:32:25 GMT -5
IT LOOKS LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ TO ME.
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:32:43 GMT -5
thanx for the drink bacon
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:32:52 GMT -5
Okay......
*releases her towards the cowering balrog*
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 23, 2005 21:32:53 GMT -5
"Dont let her giant but sit on you!"
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:33:42 GMT -5
IC: Random Uruk About to Die
"Noes!"
*dies*
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:35:16 GMT -5
i can't stop watching the dancing cow jason
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:35:55 GMT -5
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 23, 2005 21:36:19 GMT -5
Have to go eat for a second, save some uruks for me!
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 23, 2005 21:39:15 GMT -5
How about the secret weapon is the cow
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:41:37 GMT -5
lol its likes hypnotizing or something... i cant stop watching it i'm so tireddddd #31# #31#
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Post by bacon on Sept 23, 2005 21:43:28 GMT -5
I love this forum now. #60#
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 23, 2005 21:44:21 GMT -5
why?
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Post by FrostBite on Sept 23, 2005 21:45:13 GMT -5
hugs for all!!! #60#
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Post by bacon on Sept 23, 2005 21:45:21 GMT -5
Because she went to school.
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