Post by bacon on Feb 3, 2006 22:32:49 GMT -5
-THE INTRO-
Hello, and welcome, passengers to the wonderful and luxurious
She is the largest and most luxurious passenger cruise line in all of history, I assure you. For your reference, here is a photograph of this wonderous vessel in action:
Isn't she the most lovely, most luxurious vessel you have ever encountered in your short life? The Green Dragon Inn has moved its quarters onto this ship, and many exciting activities await you... such as spammy baths, flaming meals, trolling club sports, pwning ice skating... moving on... the post count for this book shall be quite simply, three hundred and thirty three. I expect the ship to have hit an iceberg by Sunday at 11:00, and I expect it to be sunken by, er, never mind.
-SUMMARY-
Once more gloom and despair ruled the beginning of the Inn as the Survivor Game loomed over all poster's heads. First, but a day until bamnation, then an hour... then thirty minutes... then ten minutes... then five minutes... then four minutes... then three minutes... then two minutes... then a single minute... thirty seconds... twenty seconds... ten seconds... five seconds... four... three... two... one... they were gone. Not a word was heard from four posters in a very long time, and the Inn was quiet and dark and empty during these wretched times... then Deh Socke appeared... the wretched creature. Occassionally, he slithers into the forums like a deadly snake, and strikes quickly and deadly with his evil lies. After his deceitful encounter with DDL, he slithered out of the boards and has not been spotted yet, the evil doer! One day, Frosty, raditz, and gorbin returned to find the Inn empty... all were surprised. The hype of the horrible motion picture Day and Night filled the Inn for many a night with interviews in the newspaper with the lovely Judy Garland and Fay Wray. All were anxious to see the film, and all who saw it were terribly disappointed. The end of book bash took place during a war of the worlds. Everything died... except for the blue with managed to live on... the horrible blue. The wretched blue. Bacon killed the blue in a final confrontation deleted from the book for rating reasons. The book ended with the last line spoken by ladyrwhen, "We only wish to catch a fish so juicy SWEET! I must know WHERE DID YOU GET THE GOLLUM SMILIE!"
-CONCLUSION-
So laugh and be merry, hobbits of the Tolkien Forums, for tonight you are under the boat of Greendragoninntanic! Have fun in your new accomodations, and remember, above all else, pay the smiley tax!
Hello, and welcome, passengers to the wonderful and luxurious
DRAGONIC
[/size][/font] [/center]She is the largest and most luxurious passenger cruise line in all of history, I assure you. For your reference, here is a photograph of this wonderous vessel in action:
Isn't she the most lovely, most luxurious vessel you have ever encountered in your short life? The Green Dragon Inn has moved its quarters onto this ship, and many exciting activities await you... such as spammy baths, flaming meals, trolling club sports, pwning ice skating... moving on... the post count for this book shall be quite simply, three hundred and thirty three. I expect the ship to have hit an iceberg by Sunday at 11:00, and I expect it to be sunken by, er, never mind.
-SUMMARY-
Once more gloom and despair ruled the beginning of the Inn as the Survivor Game loomed over all poster's heads. First, but a day until bamnation, then an hour... then thirty minutes... then ten minutes... then five minutes... then four minutes... then three minutes... then two minutes... then a single minute... thirty seconds... twenty seconds... ten seconds... five seconds... four... three... two... one... they were gone. Not a word was heard from four posters in a very long time, and the Inn was quiet and dark and empty during these wretched times... then Deh Socke appeared... the wretched creature. Occassionally, he slithers into the forums like a deadly snake, and strikes quickly and deadly with his evil lies. After his deceitful encounter with DDL, he slithered out of the boards and has not been spotted yet, the evil doer! One day, Frosty, raditz, and gorbin returned to find the Inn empty... all were surprised. The hype of the horrible motion picture Day and Night filled the Inn for many a night with interviews in the newspaper with the lovely Judy Garland and Fay Wray. All were anxious to see the film, and all who saw it were terribly disappointed. The end of book bash took place during a war of the worlds. Everything died... except for the blue with managed to live on... the horrible blue. The wretched blue. Bacon killed the blue in a final confrontation deleted from the book for rating reasons. The book ended with the last line spoken by ladyrwhen, "We only wish to catch a fish so juicy SWEET! I must know WHERE DID YOU GET THE GOLLUM SMILIE!"
-CONCLUSION-
So laugh and be merry, hobbits of the Tolkien Forums, for tonight you are under the boat of Greendragoninntanic! Have fun in your new accomodations, and remember, above all else, pay the smiley tax!