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Post by Kenji of the Full Moon on Apr 30, 2006 21:18:51 GMT -5
Noo! No no no no no! This can't be!
*scrambles to higher ground, watches the dark shadow of monstro*
DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gorbin on Apr 30, 2006 21:19:22 GMT -5
*michael's face slowly turns black as he becomes clad in black, ebony armor*
*he then uses frost, sparks, and flames to attack Monstro as he is fully possessed by Kenji because of an evil chocolate tootsie roll*
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:19:41 GMT -5
TOO LATE.
*THE WATER COVERS EVERYTHING. THERE IS NO HIGH GROUND.*
HAVE FUN DROWNING, KENJI.[/u]
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Post by Kenji of the Full Moon on Apr 30, 2006 21:20:07 GMT -5
Heh, hehheh, hehhhehhehheehhheeehehehhaaa! Yes! Attack! Kill the creature!
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Post by Kenji of the Full Moon on Apr 30, 2006 21:20:32 GMT -5
TOO LATE.
*THE WATER COVERS EVERYTHING. THERE IS NO HIGH GROUND.*
HAVE FUN DROWNING, KENJI. [/u][/quote] Gah! *treads water*
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:20:49 GMT -5
*michael's face slowly turns black as he becomes clad in black, ebony armor* *he then uses frost, sparks, and flames to attack Monstro as he is fully possessed by Kenji because of an evil chocolate tootsie roll* *WATCHES GORBIN DROWN*[/u]
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Post by Gorbin on Apr 30, 2006 21:20:55 GMT -5
Hahahaha! Water CONDUCTS electricity! Burn little fishy, burn!!!!
*takes out long spear of doom*
*swims towards Monstro and attacks*
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Post by Kenji of the Full Moon on Apr 30, 2006 21:21:25 GMT -5
Help me Michael! Make yourself useful! Make some kinda water blocker, or something!
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:22:19 GMT -5
*EATS GORBIN*
I LIKE THE HEAT, THANKS.[/u]
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Post by Gorbin on Apr 30, 2006 21:23:08 GMT -5
*uses the power of sardines to cover him with a giant water ball of fish and oxygen*
happy now you pip squeek?!
*gets eatan*
*causes a really bad taste in monstro's mouth with the burning of his tongue*
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Post by Kenji of the Full Moon on Apr 30, 2006 21:23:37 GMT -5
G-g-g-g-g-gaah! No!
*gasps for air at the tiny margin of the surface near the roof*
Please! Monstro...please. I promise to never return to this land again! I'll never bother any of you! Please forgive me! Don't kill me! Let me go!
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:24:40 GMT -5
*DEVOURS KENJI AND CRUSHES HIS HEAD AGAINST TEETH*
MAGICALLY DELICIOUS.[/u]
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Post by Gorbin on Apr 30, 2006 21:25:16 GMT -5
*cries for help as kenji's power is weakening*
HELP ME!
*is now half good, half evil*
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:25:57 GMT -5
*BARFS UP GORBIN*[/u]
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Post by Kenji of the Full Moon on Apr 30, 2006 21:26:36 GMT -5
*fatally wounded, kenji floats about*
This...cannot be....I was supposed to...to be remembered. I wanted to.....
*spits out blood*
......wanted to be a hero....just.....just like....my father.......I have....fai-....failed.....
I am sorry...father.....................I lose..................................
*his eyes blur with bloody tears*
I AM SORRY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*coughs more blood, then dies*
..............
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Post by Gorbin on Apr 30, 2006 21:28:07 GMT -5
*goes into coma*
*needs some chocolate, but the only way to get said chocolate is by retrieving it from atlantis*
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:28:13 GMT -5
AWWWW. THAT'S TOO BAD. NOT.
*EATS KENJI AGAIN AND GOES TO SLEEP, WAITING FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO RETURN AS THE WATER BEGIN TO DROP*[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:28:20 GMT -5
*comes in on a boat*
Come on in, Michael! Is he dead, Monstro?
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:29:20 GMT -5
KENJI IS IN MY BELLY, HOWEVER I COULD NOT EAT ALL OF THE ASSASSINS. THE GDI IS NO LONGER SAFE. YOU MUST EVACUATE AND LOOK FOR THE ASSASSINS AND GET RID OF THEM ALL FOR GOOD.[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:30:08 GMT -5
But the ASSA has no personal vendetta with us, only Kenji did. With him and Helga dead, are we not safe?
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:31:56 GMT -5
SURELY YOU KNEW THAT THE ASSA WAS FORMED YEARS AGO WHEN BACON PUBLICLY HUMILIATED HER SHORTLY AFTER THE INN WAS FORMED? THEY ARE SCATTERED, LEADERLESS, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. THEY WILL CONTINUE TO STALK YOU UNTIL THEY ARE ALL DEAD, OR THE INN NO LONGER EXISTS.[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:32:50 GMT -5
Then we must find Stewart and DehAssassin?
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:37:36 GMT -5
Oh, but Stewart was recently killed on a sailing accident south of Southernland. That leaves only DehAssassin as the only leader of the ASSA!
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:37:47 GMT -5
YOU MUST WIPE THEM OUT. ALL OF THEM. NOT JUST STEWART AND DEH ASSASSIN. I KNOW OF ATLEAST FIVE HUNDRED THAT STILL DWELL AROUND THE INTERWEB.[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:38:37 GMT -5
Then on the morrow we shall hunt them down, once and for all, until all five-hundred remaining assassins and snipers of the ASSA perish.
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Post by MONSTRO on Apr 30, 2006 21:39:20 GMT -5
GOOD. IN THE MEANTIME, I MUST DEPART. GOOD DAY, RADITZSOLDIER. TELL BACON I SAID HELLO.[/u]
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:40:12 GMT -5
I sure will. Enjoy your travels, Monstro, and I hope you never have to deal with Pinocchio again!
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Post by bacon on Apr 30, 2006 21:40:26 GMT -5
*comes in on a boat*
Where's Monstro?
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Apr 30, 2006 21:40:58 GMT -5
He just left. He says 'hello'.
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Post by bacon on Apr 30, 2006 21:41:39 GMT -5
Oh. What else did he say? Did he kill Kenji as I asked him to?
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