DDL
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Post by DDL on Mar 18, 2006 22:38:23 GMT -5
As you travel to DDL's palace, you notice hundreds of guards stand, keeping all intruders away. When you come upon the gate, you are challenged by a guard, who asks you to identify yourself, state your business, and prove that you have permission to enter.
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Post by FrostBite on Mar 18, 2006 23:09:12 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Frosty
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DDL
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Post by DDL on Mar 19, 2006 0:23:05 GMT -5
The guard looked at Frosty impatiently. "What is your business here?"
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Mar 19, 2006 0:33:25 GMT -5
A shady figure hid behind Captaia...
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Mar 19, 2006 0:33:47 GMT -5
Ten thousand giant monkeys were behind the shady figure.
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Post by DDL on Mar 19, 2006 0:36:33 GMT -5
All of the guards rose their rifles, and slaughtered the monkeys.
The head walked over to the shady character, threw him on the ground, and said, "What the hell do you want? Did you bring those f'ing monkeys?!"
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Mar 19, 2006 0:38:26 GMT -5
"I am Raditz. All those monkeys were old reincarnations of Baxon's bad karma."
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Post by bacon on Mar 19, 2006 0:38:52 GMT -5
DDL edit: the monkeys are dead.
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Post by DDL on Mar 19, 2006 0:39:39 GMT -5
"I am Raditz. All those monkeys were old reincarnations of Baxon's bad karma." I see. What is your business here?
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Mar 19, 2006 0:41:04 GMT -5
"Well, you see, in the midway of this our mortal life, I found me in a gloomy wood, astray gone from the path direct: and e’en to tell, it were no easy task, how savage wild."
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Post by DDL on Mar 19, 2006 0:42:26 GMT -5
"Get to the point," the guard said impatiently.
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Post by bacon on Mar 19, 2006 0:42:57 GMT -5
A monkey threw a rotton tomato at the guard.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Mar 19, 2006 0:44:02 GMT -5
"I'm on my journey through Purgatory, Hell, and Heaven, and since I saw you have 'Hell' here, I came."
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Post by DDL on Mar 19, 2006 0:49:25 GMT -5
"Fine, you may enter. Take Ms. Frosty with you."
The guard opens the gate.
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