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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:38:36 GMT -5
// runs in and whacks speoden with his magic staff
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 16:41:24 GMT -5
Grim Wormy-Tongue: Deh no wai.
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:43:01 GMT -5
// eats wormytongue's eyes and chops his head off while continuously whacking speoden with the ban stick
BE GONE SPARUMAN!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 16:51:47 GMT -5
Wormy-Tongue: BlargerzQ! Saruban: NO WAI!!!  |
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:53:37 GMT -5
// shakes speoden
GO TO SPELM'S DEEP NOW!
SPEODEN: ok guards get speoder
guard: ok
speomer: uncle u suck
SPEODEN: WE'RE GOING TO SPELM'S DEEP TO DISTRACT SARUBAN. LET'S GO.
speomer: what about sperkenbrand?
SPEODEN: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SPERKENBRAND. LET'S GO.
// they leave for the Fords of Isen
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 16:55:43 GMT -5
*DEH HOBBITZ*
Brodo: I juzt had a cwzy dream bout bacon!!!!!
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:57:36 GMT -5
NOT YET.
// they get at deh spords of isen
// orcs attack
BACON: OH NO. RUN AWAY!
// everyone is scattered
BACON: SURVIVORS MAKE WAY TO SPELM'S DEEP! HURRY! I'LL MEET YOU LATER!
// they go to spelm's deep and set up camp
// they look in the distance as rain falls; bunch of orcs come
SPEODER: OH NOES!!!!!1
SPARAGORN: FOR SPARWEN!!!!!!!!!!!
they wait
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 16:59:33 GMT -5
No. Go slower.
Brodo: Dream = weerd.
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:02:29 GMT -5
No. We wait til Pippy and Bacon head off towards Spinas Spirith, like teh books.
// orcs attack spelm's deep
ORC: ROAR!!!!!!!
// wildmen attack
WILDMEN: ROAR!!!!!!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 17:17:57 GMT -5
N0y et! |
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:19:29 GMT -5
// suddenly teh wall explodes SPEODEN:  SPLIMGI: OH NOES!!!!! SPEGOLAS: AYE! AYE! THE WALL IS BREACHED! SPEOMER: FIGHT TO THE END!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 17:21:36 GMT -5
Saruban: W23 muzt siege Grohan.
Speoden: RunzZz toooo boot's shalliw!
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:22:43 GMT -5
SPARAGORN: PULL BACK UP UP PULL BACK!!!!!! TO THE KEEP! THE SPASTLE IS BREACHED!!!!
// everyone retreats
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 17:27:23 GMT -5
*they run to boots shallow*
Sokder: AMBUSH!!!!!!!!!!!1 *dies*
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:35:55 GMT -5
// suddenly bacon appears
BACON: ROAR.
// sperkenbrand appears
SPERKENBRAND: ROAR.
ORC: AHHH!
// they run into strange new forest and never come out
SPIMLI: YAY!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 21:08:06 GMT -5
Blarahorn: Kamikaze! *runs all the orcziez off a cliff*
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 22:21:46 GMT -5
BACON: HEY! YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS! WE'RE GOING BACK TO SPISENGARD!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 28, 2006 22:52:46 GMT -5
*they retreat to boot's shallow*
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 23:05:38 GMT -5
// everyone rushes to spisengard where they meet treespeard, mary, and pippy
PIPPY: WE MET A BUNCH OF TALKING TREES, AND THEN BACON CAME AND TOLD TREESPREAD SOMETHING AND THEN A BUNCH OF TREES RAN SOUTH WHILE TREESPREAD AND A COUPLE OF OTHER TREES ATTACKED SPISENGARD AND FLOODED IT. THAT'S IT.
Sparagorn: kewl
bacon: yo saruban open up you fucker
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 29, 2006 23:08:26 GMT -5
Saruban: No. |
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Post by bacon on Jan 29, 2006 23:10:49 GMT -5
// breaks saruban's stick and laughs
HAHAHA. STAY COOPED UP THERE THEN.
// turns to others
Let's go and leave Saruban to die in his stupid tower.
// suddenly grima hurls a glass ball at them
PIPPY: WAT'S THAT!
DON'T TOUCH THAT YOU, IDIOT! HAND IT TO ME!
// pippy obeys and they leave and set camp in the forest
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 29, 2006 23:14:16 GMT -5
*saruban doez teh dizco*
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Post by bacon on Jan 29, 2006 23:16:38 GMT -5
no he dies in the shire  |
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 29, 2006 23:26:20 GMT -5
i konez, but h3 wantz tu do teh dizco.
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Post by bacon on Jan 29, 2006 23:30:09 GMT -5
// suddenly pippy screams
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