bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 18, 2006 19:06:14 GMT -5
me= bacon her= someone you don't know
her: How do you know if your friend is illegally insane? Illegally insane? What is that? Well, I will tell you in three easy steps.
Me enters stage, snickering and looking rather illegally insane.
her: Step I: You see, not only is he insane, but he deals with "sugar", and even worse, penguins.
me: *snickering* Do you gots teh penguins... and duh sugar?!
her: Step II, he thinks he is a penguin.
me: I AM the penguin emperor! I AM Ping Vader!
her: step 3, he caught the mad cow disease.
me: moo moo moo moo moo moo
Me struggles to pull off karate moves while mooing.
her: Ahhh, help, he's gone mad!
Her backs away.
me: My precious, my precious! Get the penguin, precious!
her: run away!
me: You cannot hide... I SEE YOU! GIVE US THE PENGUIN!
her morphs into the personality of me.
her: NAY! I SHALL NOT GIVE YOU THE PENGUIN TOY! MY PRECIOUS, MY PRECIOUS!
me growls, her responds with a growl. me holds up sign that says 'Please go away and drop the penguin toy before leaving'. her drops the penguin and runs away in terror.
me: As you can see, you can now tell if your friend is illegally insane. Stay tuned for the next edition of Dateline. I'm the dude on Dateline... good day.
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 18, 2006 22:10:15 GMT -5
Indeed...
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DDL
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Post by DDL on Jan 19, 2006 14:26:41 GMT -5
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Gorbin
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Post by Gorbin on Jan 19, 2006 17:34:19 GMT -5
sounds like something i would make
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