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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 11:29:47 GMT -5
The play is to be held after the great banquet just down the street from the hall. All attendees are required to hush-hush and watch the play. It is supposed to be quite excellent!
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 18:21:32 GMT -5
Deh RPG will begin soon. All please take your seats.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 18:26:28 GMT -5
I walk in. I had taken off my heavier cloak because it was getting hot. A sword with blue diamonds on the hilt was attached to a black belt. On his back was a bow and about 100 arrows.
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 18:47:51 GMT -5
The curtain opens. Onstage there is only but one hobbit, surrounded by many bleak and black rocks with a giant tower in the distance and a volcano at the side of the stage.
Oh no. he said, pointing to the Eye. The Eye is looking towards me. Oh no.
In a blocky manner, the poor little hobbit rushed offstage.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 18:51:52 GMT -5
(are we also supposed to participate)
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 18:53:26 GMT -5
----You're supposed to clap, gasp, applaud, cheer, or boo whenever I post-----
Three more hobbits suddenly appeared, the background changed. All were female, wearing blue dresses with green dots. Suddenly, a pony sweeps by with a black rider onboard and lops of all three's heads. They scream, fall down and die as the rider jumps off the stage.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 18:54:25 GMT -5
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 18:57:18 GMT -5
A hobbit house is onstage and a girl screams and races onscreen. Her mother and father are working in the kitchen.
Dear mother. It was horrible. There are three dead of our folk nearby. Please help, mother.
Sure. I will help you.
They race offstage.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 18:58:04 GMT -5
 , hmmmm
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 19:02:32 GMT -5
The hobbits race back onstage. It is now a forest. They see a black rider.
Oh, mother. They must be after that ring that father gave to you.
Oh, no. You would not say.
We had better hide from that black rider.
Very well.
And so they hid...
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 19:43:30 GMT -5
Bites nails,  |
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:03:19 GMT -5
Suddenly, a small rider on a pony appears and whacks the rider with a white staff. The black rider screams a terrifying scream and rushes off the stage.
Hi. I am Gandalf. I am going to take you to Moria.
Why?
Because you have to destroy your engagement ring or the world is doomed.
Sure! Let's go!
They walk off stage.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:04:58 GMT -5
Cheers!
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:06:58 GMT -5
They arrive on stage, at a rocky hill with a giant door that says SPEAK, FOOL, AND ENTER
What does it mean, speak, fool, and enter?
Oh, it's quite simply. If you are a fool, just say the password and the doors will open.
Gandalf quickly raised his staff against the doors.
Atgalaert agaertlq obo!
Nothing happened.
This is going to be a very long night...
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:08:13 GMT -5
I laugh.
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:15:19 GMT -5
Suddenly, giant ropes begin attacking the hobbits, and all but Gandalf and the girl die as the doors are ripped open.
Well, I guess it's just us two.
Yeah.
Let's go in.
It looks scary.
So?
Fine.
And so they entered.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:16:49 GMT -5
I cry
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:25:50 GMT -5
They walk through blackness when suddenly a giant Balrog squashes Gandalf. The girl runs away screaming and exits on the door side to see a bunch of elves standing by her.
Hello. Look in that mirror now.
Sure.
She looks in the mirror and sees the Shire burning.
That's bad!
You must destroy the Ring by yourself. Go to Mount Boom, and throw it in the fires, then boom, it's done! Bye.
Farewell!
The girl rushes off stage.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:26:29 GMT -5
 , gandalf went bye bye
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:28:47 GMT -5
The girl walks on stage, when she is attacked by some weird thing. She throws it on the ground.
GIVE US YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING NOW, PRECIOUS!
no.
YES!
no.
GIVE IT TO US!
no.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The creature rushed towards the girl but she simply threw a rope around his neck and began to choke him.
Lead me to Mount Boom or die. #19#
Okaies! Okaies! We will lead you! Come on, hobbitses!
I'm only one hobbit.
Whatever.
They rush offstage.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:30:11 GMT -5
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:31:50 GMT -5
How are we supposed to get to Mount Boom?
Teres a secret stair and a giant octopus... be careful...
What's an octopus?
A giant fat thing.
Oh. Hey look! A giant secret stair! Let's climb it.
They begin to climb the secret stair. The thing has a mischievous look on his eyes.
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:32:50 GMT -5
Oh no!!!
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:36:14 GMT -5
As they enter a giant tunnel, a giant octopus jumps down and lands on top of the girl, injuring her.
YES! THE PRECIOUSSS IS OURS!
no.
who said that?
no.
What?
no.
AHHHH!
The creature lunges towards the octopus and is eaten. Orcs come by.
Hey, look a hobbit. Let's eat her.
No, we gotta take her to the eye. I bet he has his engagement ring.
Okay.
They take the body of the girl off stage.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 10, 2005 20:40:23 GMT -5
 *gasps as the orcs take her* OH NOES!
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:40:53 GMT -5
oh no!
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:45:43 GMT -5
But suddenly Gandalf appears and whacks the orcs and kills them.hi im back
Where'd you go?
Over the Rainbow.
Oh.
Now, let's go! We have no time to lose!They race across the Plains of Gorgoroth when suddenly the creature appears and tackles the girl to the ground.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 10, 2005 20:47:01 GMT -5
Save her Gandalf!
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Post by Gorbin on Sept 10, 2005 20:48:50 GMT -5
Yay!
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Post by bacon on Sept 10, 2005 20:51:13 GMT -5
As Gandalf struggles to race over to the girl, he turns to see the great EYE OF SAURON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He collapses.
GANDALF!!!!!!!1
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