RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:07:21 GMT -5
I want every man, woman, child, and puppy to defend the walls at once!
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:08:16 GMT -5
There are not enough puppies to defend Raditz's Deep.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:08:48 GMT -5
But what about every man, woman, child, puppy, and kitty?
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:09:21 GMT -5
I will not allow the kittens to fight.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:09:36 GMT -5
O RLY?  |
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:10:38 GMT -5
YEAH RLY.
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:10:58 GMT -5
Y NT?
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:11:24 GMT -5
They're here... they've come...
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:12:28 GMT -5
Wait! That's no uruk horn...that's a spammer horn! Reinforcementz!
*spammers enter raditz's deep and defend walls*
Show them lotz and lotz of mercy, for they will show us none! No wait...scratch that.
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:13:29 GMT -5
they're here... they come...
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:13:49 GMT -5
Dejavu.  |
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:14:03 GMT -5
look in the distance
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:15:01 GMT -5
Wow...it's a...it's a...
IT'S ONE URUK!
*confusion in the lines*
Oh, never mind, there's the other 9,999,999. My bad.
Prepare to fight!
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:15:21 GMT -5
*shoots an orc*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:17:03 GMT -5
"U phool!" the orc shouted at his death. He felt the darkness over take him. "Yes," he thought, "It is finally over. All the torture to make me an uruk from an elf...my life is finally over." Suddenly the narratation ends cuz its too sentimental over one soldier.
Volley!
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:17:50 GMT -5
*orcs climb ladders onto the wall*
*takes out sword*
*slashes an orc and another one*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:18:23 GMT -5
BACON! THERE'S A KAMIKAZE URUK! SHOOT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!11
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:18:59 GMT -5
*SHOOTS KAMIKAZE URUK DOWN*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:19:42 GMT -5
*kamikaze uruk explodes killing two other urukz*
Yay. OH NOEZ! HERE COMES EIGHTY MORE KAMIKAZE URUKS! KILL THEM ALL!
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:20:35 GMT -5
*SHOOTS 2 KAMIKAZE URUKS DOWN*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:21:20 GMT -5
There's 77 more!
(one dissapeared out of existence for no reason)
LOOK OUT! THEY HAVE A BAN RAY!
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:21:45 GMT -5
ahhh
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:22:34 GMT -5
THE KAMIKAZE URUKS reached the explosives!
*kapuff*
The wall! It's...pink?
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:23:16 GMT -5
i didn't do it
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:24:09 GMT -5
Wait! The puppies...their all allergic to pink!
*the puppies all die*
RETREAT TO THE HORNBURG!
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 2:24:41 GMT -5
*goes to bed*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 2:25:25 GMT -5
Bacon has dezerted us! Use the time machine and freeze time!
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 20:54:29 GMT -5
Time...frozen...whoa...
*stabs a frozen in time orc*
Wow, that was easy...but unsportsmanlike. Chivalrous to the end!
*raises sword and cuts and orc in half*
Oh wait, oops...
*waits impatiently for Bacon*
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 21:00:20 GMT -5
*says 'poop.lol' to orc and it dies*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 8, 2006 21:28:44 GMT -5
*time machine explodes killing 38364 orcs*
iel yayzo!
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