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Post by bacon on Sept 12, 2005 17:42:50 GMT -5
... you hope to hold out against a fiery red monster truck from running into your mum saying, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
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Post by Yogurt on Sept 12, 2005 17:46:48 GMT -5
I love these!
... you call every elderly, bearded man with a cane, Gandalf.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 17, 2005 20:30:16 GMT -5
...you try to destroy every tall building you see claiming it to be Barad-Dur.
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Post by bacon on Sept 17, 2005 20:31:09 GMT -5
... you throw all your jewelry in the fire to see if it has any markings.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Sept 17, 2005 20:36:21 GMT -5
...you are unable to sleep because your scared a Nazgul will find you and kill you.
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Post by Yogurt on Sept 19, 2005 17:58:59 GMT -5
...when the time comes for the 4th of July, you look on all the fireworks for Gandalf's G.
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Post by minyaliel on Sept 20, 2005 12:24:10 GMT -5
...you're late for school/ work/ whatever, jump upon your bike and start shouting "Faster, Shadowfax, faster!!"
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...you start singing "ooh tom bombadil" when you get stuck on a math test
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Post by bacon on Sept 20, 2005 21:33:16 GMT -5
... when it's getting very cloudy outside you think there's going to be an attack by the forces of... hmmm...
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Post by Yogurt on Sept 20, 2005 21:37:24 GMT -5
...every time you get back from a camping trip you brag to your friends that you saw an Ent.
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Post by Gorbin on Oct 1, 2005 21:03:29 GMT -5
... you actually know how to write in the language(symbol wise) without the book
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... you actually know what the above sentences mean
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... you actually have done all of the above posts
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Oct 1, 2005 21:07:32 GMT -5
...you think that the vice-president is actually wormtongue.
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Post by bacon on Oct 1, 2005 21:09:02 GMT -5
... you charge into a herd of elephants to turn the tide of a battle in war.
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Post by Gorbin on Oct 1, 2005 21:10:49 GMT -5
... When you actually think you are an elf, a dwarf, or a wizard
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... you call the ugliest kid in school an orc
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Oct 1, 2005 21:13:35 GMT -5
...you start to talk to trees.
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Post by bacon on Oct 1, 2005 21:15:57 GMT -5
... you jump in volcanoes.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Oct 1, 2005 21:17:42 GMT -5
...you call your clique the "Fellowship".
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Post by minyaliel on Oct 25, 2005 15:30:29 GMT -5
... start thinking about starting the "Middle- earth Travel Agency"
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... try hitchhiking to Hobbiton
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... stop and let a hitchhiker who's going to Hobbiton into your car because you're going there, too
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Post by Sword the Valiant on Oct 26, 2005 11:11:49 GMT -5
...You think the Eye of Sauron is looking at you.
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Post by minyaliel on Oct 29, 2005 10:23:57 GMT -5
... you're making a topic called "Bug the Elf friend" (huups, seems I did just that.... oh dear.  ) |
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Oct 29, 2005 12:53:09 GMT -5
...you're convinced that 10000 urukhai are going to seige your house tonight.
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...you're a regular poster on Tolkien Forums.
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Post by bacon on Jan 5, 2006 19:35:56 GMT -5
Wow, I've never heard that last one.
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Post by DDL on Jan 5, 2006 19:55:30 GMT -5
LOL.  ..when you continually open the LOTR books in order to find topics to talk about.  |
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Post by bacon on Jan 12, 2006 22:07:02 GMT -5
... you think Christopher Lee is Saruman in disguise.
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Post by minyaliel on Feb 2, 2006 4:34:24 GMT -5
You go around singing elvish songs all day long *guilty* |
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Post by DDL on Feb 4, 2006 11:06:16 GMT -5
...you own a copy of every single book Tolkien ever wrote.[/color]
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 11:16:27 GMT -5
... you put a sword to anyone's throat who has a very bad creepy cough.
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