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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:01:10 GMT -5
We're off to see the Dying Pony, the Wonderful Dying Pony of Spamia! We hear it is the pony of a dying, if ever a dying pony there was! If ever oh ever a dying pony there was, the Pony of Spamia is one because, because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Dying Pony, the wonderful Dying Pony of Spamiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:05:37 GMT -5
Brodo: ...Indeed. Hey, who's in Farmer Remraf's garden?
Pippy: Teh Runzorz!
Mary: Oh noez! Here comez Farmer Remraf!
Farmer Remraf: Blarzzlarb!
*everyone jumps off the hill*
Pippy: MUSHROOMS!!!
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:06:23 GMT -5
AHH! LOOK A SPAM RIDER.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:07:18 GMT -5
Spam Rider: Screeeeetch!
Brodo: Run!
Pippy: How about Buckleberry Ferry?
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:11:06 GMT -5
We won't get there! We need Farmer Remraf's help!
// goes to the gates
// knocks on doors
Farmer Remraf: Grip, fang, wolf, come on lads!
Samstupid: Take us to the Ferry or die.
Farmer Remraf: Hey, that Bordo is a Saggins! A black rider asked for Saggins!
Bordo: Kewl.
Farmer Remraf: I'll ready the wagon.
// hobbits hide in wagon
// Farmer Remraf takes hobbits to Buckleberry Ferry
// he leaves, when suddenly, gasp! black riders!
// they leap onto the thingy and go across the river
Samstupid: we have to cut into the Spam Forest, Bordo!
Bordo: okay
Samstupid: oh, and pippy, mary, and i know everything about the ring and the dark lord
Bordo: what!
// they enter spam forest the next morning
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:15:17 GMT -5
Brodo: That was a long cutscene.
Pippy: Cutscene? This isn't a game!
Mary: Teh runzorz.
Pippy: ...
Brodo: ...
Mary: Garblubgarglebury.
Pippy: Uh...
Brodo: ...Yeah...
Pippy: Here's teh ferryboat.
Spam Rider: Teh screech!
Brodo: Run!
*they swim away*
Brodo: Paddle faster, Samstupid!
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:17:46 GMT -5
// they see tom spamadil
TOM SPAMADIL: YO I"M TOM SPAMADIL. GO AWAY BLACK RIDERS.
// black riders screech and run away
TOM SPAMADIL: GO MY HOUSE NOW. FOOD.
pippy: yay!
// they eat food spambery is ugly
TOM SPAMADIL: IF YOU EVER NEED MY HELP, JUST SPAM. OKAY?
Bordo: yah.
// they go to the spammy downs
mary: this place is silly.
// Suddenly A SPAMMY WEIGHT ATTACKS.
pippy: ah.
bordo: easerykewry6jert452346,dfgldfg,a4e6.
TOM SPAMADIL: GO AWAY SPAMMY WEIGHT. VANISH IN THE NONSPAMLIGHT.
samstupid: yay
TOM SPAMADIL: GO TO THE DYING PONY. NOW.
bordo: ok
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:23:24 GMT -5
*arrives at bree*
Brodo: Great...
Doorman: Yo! Who teh enterz?
Brodo: Me.
Doorman: In that case, just teh enter.
Brodo: Right.
*they go to the prancing pony*
Brodo: So, um, bartender guy, seen Bacon yet?
Bartender: I ORDERED A FOX IN THE MAIL!
Brodo: ...
Pippy: He's insane!
Brodo: Okay then.
Bartender: IF YOU'RE NOT A FOX, WHO ARE YOU?
Brodo: Mr. Abovethehill.
Bartender: Okay den.
Pippy: Half-Pintz! Teh c00lnezz!
Brodo: Don't drink too much.
Pippy: *drinks too much*
Brodo: Pippy!
Pippy: What, Brodo?
Bartender: EGADZ! UR NOT TEH ABOVETHEHILL?!?
(you'll play aragorn, bacon)
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:26:58 GMT -5
my name is stroder and if what i say is helpful, i want you to spam all the land as we journey to spamavil.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:28:38 GMT -5
Brodo: Sure, but what about the Spam Riders attacking us?
--At The Gate--
Doorman: 'Ello?
Spam Rider: Screech!
*The Spam Riders crush the doorman under the door*
--Back at the Dying Pony--
Brodo: Help us!
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:29:40 GMT -5
Hey, you forgot the entire Stroder conversation!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:31:29 GMT -5
OOC: Oops...you can tell him when you hide in the other room.
Brodo: Q-U-I-C-K! Help us!
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 23:34:17 GMT -5
// hides in other room
Hey look that weird bartender dude has a letter from Bacon!
bartender: ssry
// bartender leaves
// bordo reads letter
BORDO: (READING) Dear Bordo, Bad news. Leave Bobbiton immediately. I have to like go somewhere. Look for Stroder. But be careful, for his true name is Arasporn.
all that is spammy does not spam, not all those who flame are angry.
and stuff
bacon
pippy: wow!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 23:39:08 GMT -5
Brodo: I thought he was Aragorn?
Pippy: This is a spin-off, remember?
Brodo: Oh yeah!
Pippy: Idiot.
Brodo: Squeak! So, Mr. Stroder, what is this about teh Two Ring?
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Post by DDL on Jan 16, 2006 0:06:50 GMT -5
Scary.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 0:11:20 GMT -5
DDL, you are now Mary.
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Post by DDL on Jan 16, 2006 0:27:15 GMT -5
To hell I am.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 0:31:18 GMT -5
Or not.
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 20:14:00 GMT -5
To hell I am. [glow=green,236,783,835,683,568,300]
OH NO YOU DIDN'T
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 21:30:37 GMT -5
BACK TO THE STORY!!!!!!! Brodo: Mr. Stroder...?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:15:28 GMT -5
Let's go to Spamadell.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:21:44 GMT -5
Brodo: Not until I learn everthing about teh Two Ring.
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:24:46 GMT -5
// tells Bordo everything about the Two Ring
done
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:27:23 GMT -5
Brodo: What about the Spam Riders attacking Bree?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:29:49 GMT -5
No I think not. They are not all here yet. And in any case that is not their way. In dark and spaminess they are trongest; they will not openly attack a house with a lot of spam already, not until they are desperate. But their power is in spam, and already some in the Inn are in their clutch. Stay here, and do not go to your rooms! They are sure to have found out which those are. The spammy-rooms look north and are close to the ground. We will remain together and bar this window and the door.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:30:53 GMT -5
Brodo: Okayz den.
*watches as the spam riders eat the spam in their room*
Brodo: Now what?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:32:30 GMT -5
Well, I suppose Stroder shall be your guide. We have a rough road ahead. Even if we are allowed to leave the Dying Pony unharmed, we can hardly hope to leave it unnoticed. I know one or two ways out of Pony-land other than the main road. If once we shake off the pursuit, I shall make for Spammy-Top, the Elven Hill of Amon-Spam.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:33:34 GMT -5
Brodo: But that leads to Weatherspamtop, right?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:35:50 GMT -5
Spammytop, yes.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:38:31 GMT -5
Brodo: Right! Let's go.
Pippy: WAIT!!!!!!!
Mary: What is it, Pip?
Pippy: We haven't had four-millionth breakfast yet!
Mary: Dont think he knows about that, Pip.
OOC: Go to the third page, it has an edit mark in the third post with the movies name.
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