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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:40:02 GMT -5
If you don't shut up, Mary, I'm going to shoot you.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:44:14 GMT -5
Mary: ...
*they journey to weatherspammytop*
Pippy: Yum...spamfood.
Brodo: U teh IdIot!
Pippy: Huh?
Spam Rider: SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!
Brodo: Oh teh crap! Teh runz!
Pippy: Ahrg, here they are!
Samstupid Bambi: Nev3r!
*the three bobbits get tossed aside while the spam riders head after brodo*
Spam King of Spammar: Giv3 et 2 meh!
Brodo: Nev3r! HELP ME STRODER!!!
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:45:45 GMT -5
// Stroder's eyes bulge.
hehehehe i like pointy sticks!!!
// pokes spam ppl with sticks
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:46:48 GMT -5
Spam King of Spammar: Teh 0wZ! R3tr3at!
*teh spam riders run away*
Brodo: Ahrg, he stabbed me with his spam blade!
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:48:16 GMT -5
// pokes bordo with a stick
There. Yer better.
// everyone arrives at Spamadell
YAY WE'RE HERE!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:50:48 GMT -5
Arbenz: Hey u teh stole meh j0bz!
Elbond: Okayz 3v3ryon3, go to teh super secwet meeting!
*music plays as text appears on the screen*
--The Separation Part II: Bacon's Delay--
Saruban: So Bacon the Greyish Brown rides to me of late, searching for advice, for that is why you have come, is it not?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:52:27 GMT -5
GO TO BACON'S HOUSE.
Yes, I have come for your aid, Saruban in troubled times.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:52:54 GMT -5
Saruban: What is teh wrongzez?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:53:56 GMT -5
The Nine have come forth, and crossed the River, or so says Radagast the Spammy.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:54:20 GMT -5
Saruban: I kn0w.
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:55:15 GMT -5
// Saruban becomes saruban of many colours
I liked whited better.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:55:55 GMT -5
Saruban: Teh zhut up, phool. N0w, where is teh Two Ring?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:57:49 GMT -5
// suddenly the bactanic crashes into the room and kills bacon and saruban
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 22:58:36 GMT -5
Director: CuT! That's not how it goez!
*sets everything back*
Saruban: Teh zhut up, phool. N0w, where is teh Two Ring?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:59:19 GMT -5
// suddenly, the tower crashes on bacon and saruban, killing them
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 23:00:29 GMT -5
*everything resurrects* Stop ruining my story! What have I done to you?
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 23:01:04 GMT -5
You killed my Bactanic story!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 23:01:49 GMT -5
You did. You made them hit the iceburg in the third post.
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 23:02:25 GMT -5
That's the good part!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 16, 2006 23:04:59 GMT -5
It also kills the story. Be back soon, gotta go eat.
INTERMISSION!
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 23:05:46 GMT -5
It takes two hours to sink the friggen boat. #49#
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Post by DDL on Jan 17, 2006 1:07:03 GMT -5
Wow.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 19:24:22 GMT -5
--To The Story--
Saruban: Where is the Two Ring?
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:06:30 GMT -5
no said bacon
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:20:13 GMT -5
Saruban: U havv phailed. Deed u know dat Blizbad has awready made two bajillion orspamz?
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:21:36 GMT -5
OMG ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE MUST JOINH IM! ?!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:22:46 GMT -5
Saruban: Teh yezz! J0in him or dIe!
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:23:41 GMT -5
IF YOU DELAY ME, SARUBAN, SAURON WILL SURELY GET THE TWO BING!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:26:47 GMT -5
Saruban: It is too late. Blizbad is too powerful. If you refuse to join him, you must die.
*beats bacon brutally with a stick then locks him at the top of the tower.*
Saruban: Phool, you have phailed.
*while later, when saruban is gone*
Moth: Ribbit, ribbit!
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:28:21 GMT -5
hey a frog tell spawhilir the speagle to pick me up! // sees saruban breeding an army of spammers
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