RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:05:35 GMT -5
Shall you choose to honor the evil Tyrant Blizbad, or help King Spamer IX to reclaim his rightful thrown? The war hath begun!
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:08:23 GMT -5
LONG LIVE KING SPAMER IX!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:09:44 GMT -5
Noez! We shalt have reform! Long live the Tyrant Blizbad!
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:11:01 GMT -5
SHUT UP STUPID!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:11:18 GMT -5
Makez m3!
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Post by DDL on Jan 15, 2006 19:11:29 GMT -5
*kills anyone who supports King Spamer*
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:12:10 GMT -5
Tyrant Blizbad all teh wayz!
*shoots banbeam at Bacon*
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:13:56 GMT -5
// shoots DDL and raditz
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:16:13 GMT -5
*dodges matrix style*
IN BLIZBAD'S NAME, CHARGE!!!
*Blizbadians charge down the hill. The Spammers are caught off guard and begin to get banned. King Spammer IX leads a reinforcement charge, driving the Blizbadians back.*
Release...the secret weapon!
*a tiny kangaroo hops into spammer lines and explodes causing mass bamnation.*
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Post by DDL on Jan 15, 2006 19:16:26 GMT -5
// turns on the magical reflector, that reflects Bacon's shots back at him, with 500x the power.
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bacon
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:17:18 GMT -5
// bacon sees the troops coming and in front... the white warlocks, raditz and ddl. he turns to his troops.
FOR SPAMIA AND KING SPAMER!
// charges into enemy
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DDL
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Post by DDL on Jan 15, 2006 19:18:32 GMT -5
The 500x reflection shot killed you.
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:19:02 GMT -5
// runs over ddl with a shorse
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:19:21 GMT -5
Ban Arrow Volley!
*ban arrows rain down bannedness on Bacon's charging troops*
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:20:04 GMT -5
Shields up!
// bacon's troops hold their shields over their heads as they continue charging towards the enemy. few fall.
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DDL
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Post by DDL on Jan 15, 2006 19:20:16 GMT -5
// shoots the superban cannon at all of the spammers!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:21:14 GMT -5
Underground Strike!
*using magic millions of banspikes come from the ground banning many spammers*
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:21:28 GMT -5
// laughs at the rebellion as he charges
You have a traitor in your midst!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:23:29 GMT -5
No traitor can defy my powerness. I am teh c00lnezz!
*as the banspikes come from the ground and the warriors from the surface, it begins to rain ban rain on the spammers causing total chaos among their lines*
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:23:57 GMT -5
// the underground strike proves useless as spamer's followers are riding flying elephants
// they fly away from the attack
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:26:58 GMT -5
Ha, so your cavalry survives. Now that your footmen are retreating in minor numbers, it shall be time to deal with you.
*Shoots banbeam at Spam Castle and watches as it crumbles. King Spammer IX flees, but is caught up in an attack and dies.*
You have failed! Long live Blizbad!
--Fifty Years Later, in the small town of Bobbiton, Bacon visits an old Bobbit friend of his.--
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:27:52 GMT -5
Yay! Does this mean I'm the Gandalf character in this thrilling epic?
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:29:08 GMT -5
Yes.
*Blodo jumps onto Bacon's wagon.*
Blodo: You're late.
EDIT: This is the start of FOTS, or Fellowship of the Spam
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:31:24 GMT -5
An old man is never late nor is he early, Blodo Saggins. He arrives precisely when he means to.
MOOAHAHAHAH!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:32:20 GMT -5
Blodo: You've been labeled a disturber of the peace.
*Two ugly Bobbits stare at Bacon through one eye.*
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:33:25 GMT -5
If you're referring to the incident with Spamer, I was hardly involved. All I did was push your grandmother out the door.
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:34:48 GMT -5
Blodo: Well, whatever you did, it's become famous here...Bacon!
*jumps onto the wagon and smiles as Bacon goes through the streets. a band of kids chase after his cart yelling his name.*
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:35:45 GMT -5
// brutually murders the bobbit children with his staff
I hate kids.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 15, 2006 19:36:10 GMT -5
Blodo:
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 19:37:03 GMT -5
So how is your grandmother doing?
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