RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:30:14 GMT -5
Moth: Ribbit ribbit! *salutes*
*longer teh lat3r, with saruban back*
Saruban: I gave you a chance to join me, but you refused. Being kind, I shall return that gesture once more! Join me or die, Bacon!
*in the distance*
Moth: RIBBIT!
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:31:13 GMT -5
// shoots saruban with valar lightning
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:42:40 GMT -5
Saruban: Teh Ahrg! *is blinded while bacon rides away on teh speagol* Saruban: YOU WILL REGRET THIS, BACON!!!!! --End of Separation Story-- *at rivendell* Elbond: Just in time, lol! Take the seat, Bacon. Brodo, bring forth the Two Ring! Brodo: Okayz. *puts teh two ring on the table, which is two interlocked rings that can't be separated* Blaramir: A gift to teh followers of Spamdoor! Stroder: Don't teh UZe it, Blaramir. Blaramir: Meh, u ztupid ranger! Legless: HeY! Dat's teh King Arasporn! Blaramir: Phool, we n33d nO king. Legless: O RLY? Blarahir: YA RLY! Stroder: Sit down, Legless. Blarahir: ... Bimlee: Just teh bl0wz it up! *drops nuke on it, but it doesnt break* Elbond: Phool, u cannot destroy it with ur teh w3apons, u must drop it in Mount Happy. Blarahir: Noez! U cant just walk into Spamdoor! Brodo: Um, yeah u do. Blarahir: Nuh-uh! Brodo: Um, yeah u so totally do. Blarahir: Noez, u need like wizards, and ninjas...and um, NINJA WIZARDS!!! Bacon: I'm a wizard! Blarahir: Yeah but ur n0t a ninja. Bacon: Blarahir: And, like, bears, that like, shoot lazer beams from their eyez! Dat would be zo freakin awesome. Elbond: No. Blarahir: Okayz, how about a catapult den, wize guy? Elbond: A CATAPULT?!? Blarahir: Yeah, like over their defences. Elbond: Noez! Noez! Noez! We n33d someone to go up to Mt. Happy and toss it in. Brodo: I'll do it. Bacon: Zo will I. Legless: I'll teh do it! Bimlee: If an elf doez it, so will I! Stroder: I do it too. Barahir: I'll go, but I still go with the catapult idea... Pippy: Oooh! Me 2! Mary: And me! Samstupid: AND ME!!!!!!!!! Elbond: U werent invite...oh wellz. It's decided then. U R TEH FELLOWSHIP OF TEH SPAM!!!!!!!! Pippy: Y-a-y-z! Great....now what? Elbond: We're doomed.
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:45:33 GMT -5
// leaves for Spamdoor
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RaditzSoldier
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:46:58 GMT -5
Bimbee: Oh noez, crebain!
*through crebain*
Saruban: Hmm...zo they go through teh mountains...DKHGDKHGKHSKJ!
*mountains collapse*
Bimbee: Oh noez, not teh mts, now we're stuck...unless...how about Bloria?
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:47:52 GMT -5
whatz tat
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:48:25 GMT -5
Bimbee: A teh c00lnezz underground place.
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:49:47 GMT -5
okeday
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:50:48 GMT -5
*outside moria*
Pippy: Letz throw rockz into teh poolz!
*something moves in teh water*
Brodo: So...um...what's the pazzword?
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:52:16 GMT -5
Say friend and enter, dumbazz.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 21:52:58 GMT -5
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 21:54:03 GMT -5
// suddenly a balrog appears and throws bacon to the sea monster
aahhhh
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 22:04:50 GMT -5
*back in time* Brodo: How about "jarjarbinks?" Gate: No. Brodo: Phool? Gate: Yes u r. Brodo: Elf? Gate: No. Brodo: Dwarf? Gate: No. Brodo: Pekinese puppy monsters? Gate: No. Brodo: Hello, this is the pizza delivery man. Gate: YUMMY! Go on in! Brodo: Oka- Sea Squid Monster (SSM): FLAAARB! Brodo: HELP ITZ GOT ME! SSM: GHNKJDGKHJDR!
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 22:07:29 GMT -5
// suddenly a balrog appears and throws bacon to the sea monster
aahhhh
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 22:13:29 GMT -5
*back in time* Blarahir: Die. SSM: Ahrj! *dies* Blarahir: C00l. *everyone goes into boria* Blarahir: Diz iznt a mine, it's a orspam party! Orcziez: Do teh dizco! Pippy: Do the Y M C A! Oh yeah it's fun stayin' at the Y M C A! Mary: Cut it out u phool. Pippy: Oh sorry... Blarahir: Die. *all partying orcziez and orspams die* Blarahir: Letzz go zee Bawin. Which way Bacon?
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Post by Helga, the Sexy Assassin on Jan 17, 2006 22:15:14 GMT -5
tat wy
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 22:18:02 GMT -5
*everyone goez dat way*
Pippy: I'M YELLING!
Mary: U phool!
Blarahir: Teh orcziez are coming! *blocks door*
Stroder: What is it?
Blarahir: They have a cave troller.
Stroder: But it's against teh rules of teh forum to troll!
Blarahir: Den we shAll die.
Troller: Blarg! *blows open door*
Bimbee: It'll take more den a troller to kiLl me! Ahrg I'm dead...but not really.
Brodo: Elp me BaCon!
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Post by Helga, the Sexy Assassin on Jan 17, 2006 22:18:58 GMT -5
kills brodo
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 22:21:52 GMT -5
*-but misses and kills the orczie*
Brodo: Tank u.
Blarahir: Oh noezez! Here comez teh troller!!!!111
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Post by Helga, the Sexy Assassin on Jan 17, 2006 22:22:28 GMT -5
kills stroder
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 22:23:23 GMT -5
*-but misses and hurtz troller*
Troller: Blarg!
Brodo: Oh noez, 'ere 'e 'omez!
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Post by bacon on Jan 17, 2006 22:24:27 GMT -5
kills everyone
the end
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 17, 2006 22:26:09 GMT -5
*-but misses and kills an orczie*
Troller: I am TEH ultra N00B, resistance IS futile, PHOOL!
Blarahir: It can talk...?
Troller: 0F course U half-WITTED phool. I am TEH super N00B!
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Post by bacon on Jan 18, 2006 21:39:48 GMT -5
// kills troll
TO THE BRIDGE OF SPAMADOOM!
// fellowship runs out of tomb and towards bridge
// suddenly spalrog attacks
YOU SHALL NOT ATTACK!
// spalrog attacks
YOU SHALL NOT KICK ME!
// spalrog kicks bacon
YOU SHALL NOT KILL ME!
// spalrog kills bacon
bordo: no!
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 18, 2006 21:42:10 GMT -5
Brodo: BACON!!!!!!!!!! Spalrog: I will teh followz u! *jumps down after bacon* Stroder: Let's go. Blaramir: Plz, let them restzerz! Stroder: No. Blaramir: Fin3, be dat wai.
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Post by bacon on Jan 18, 2006 21:44:14 GMT -5
Sparagorn: Hey, let's go to Lorien. It's uber cool. No trolls can go dere.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 18, 2006 21:49:41 GMT -5
Blaramir: Teh c00lnezz!
*journey in boat*
Pippy: Are we there yet?
Mary: Noez!
Pippy: Now?
Mary: No...
Pippy: Now?
Mary: Yes!
Pippy: Really?!?
Mary: No.
Blaramir: Will you two shut up?
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Post by bacon on Jan 18, 2006 21:50:23 GMT -5
// brodo sees spaladriel
Brodo: Wow, that chick's hot.
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Post by RaditzSoldier on Jan 18, 2006 21:52:12 GMT -5
Samstupid: Oh no you di'nt!
Haldir: I'm afraid that she is unavailable. Please leave a message at the sound of the prisioner orc dying.
Orc: Eaaaargh! *dies*
Blaramir: Um...just tell her we called?
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Post by bacon on Jan 18, 2006 21:53:41 GMT -5
Sparagorn: Tell her that Sparagorn, son of Sparathorn is here with the Company of the Nine, and wishes to speak with her urgently concerning intelligent and dangers matters beyond your comprehension.
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