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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:37:47 GMT -5
Get out of my mirror, you fool.
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:34:45 GMT -5
A mysterious world appears inside the mirror. It is red, yellow, black, and orange. It is cyberspace. A dark, shady character sits in the corner of the room while a massive troll with a chain runs over and beats him with a mace. Suddenly, a multi-colored flying person with the words 'Super-Strilo' rushes into the room and punches the massive troll into oblivion.
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:32:37 GMT -5
Do you wish to see another vision in the mirror?
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:28:32 GMT -5
It is the future if not unaltered by what you have seen.
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:25:09 GMT -5
It is the future you see.
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:19:11 GMT -5
This time over seventy thousand kittens are shown running rampant throughout a street, wreaking havoc and mayhem wherever they go, scratching the heads of people until they are non recognizable. The attack is so horrendous that buildings collapse, and fifty swat units are dispatched to take care of them, but they cannot overtake the kittens.
What does this mean to you?
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:14:41 GMT -5
It is what you believe it to be.
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Post by bacon on Jan 15, 2006 0:06:55 GMT -5
This time the mirror shows seven kittens laying waste, this time on the bed of a teenager.
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Post by bacon on Jan 14, 2006 19:38:06 GMT -5
It does apply to you.
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Post by bacon on Jan 14, 2006 18:16:09 GMT -5
A vision of a kitten laying waste is shown.
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 22:02:57 GMT -5
The mirror was referring to the incident in which the dinosaurs were wiped from the face of the earth!
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 21:56:24 GMT -5
The past is definite. It cannot be changed.
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 21:54:13 GMT -5
An image in the mirror appears. A massive asteroid strikes the earth, killing all of its primitive inhabitants.
What do you make of this vision?
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 21:51:52 GMT -5
Nothing to come is definite.
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 21:48:51 GMT -5
The mirror will only say that the male is fifteen.
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 21:46:25 GMT -5
The lockers vanish from the mist, the letter smoking into the air. In its place a classroom appears, clouded in mist. Beside each other sit two, both of opposite gender. The boy gives the girl a pencil, who gives him a blank sheet of paper. They laugh, when suddenly a teacher sends them both to detention for disrupting class.
What sense do you make of this vision?
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 21:41:51 GMT -5
A vision of lockers appears in the mirror. One opens, and behold! a letter has arrived from this mysterious Sheryl! But what it holds the mirror will not say.
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Post by bacon on Jan 13, 2006 20:56:35 GMT -5
The Mirror of Bacon tells things that has been, is doing, or will do. Come and see what you may.
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Post by bacon on Feb 5, 2006 13:54:14 GMT -5
Well... farewell...
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 21:21:42 GMT -5
There's a hair on an elephant's butt named Bacon that lives in this 'Alabama'? I do hope the White Courtyard is alright...
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 21:17:52 GMT -5
Are you saying there are people outside of the Secret Annex who know of our existance?!!?
What is this 'Alabama'? I know only the Suburb of Kings... we moved here after the spammers took over the Green Dragon.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 21:13:15 GMT -5
Horribly, I am afraid. Who are you, and what brings you to our hiding place? I am assuming Miep, Mr. Kraler, or Mr. Raditz has invited you here... if not I will have to kill you. Bacon!
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 20:56:18 GMT -5
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSs. Who are you, outsider?
Bacon, do not talk like that to visitors.
They cannot be trusted, Mrs. Frank!
Never you mind, the visitors. I shall handle them. A good evening to you, Mr.... how do you pronounce this name of yours?
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 20:38:37 GMT -5
Well, I suppose we should continue on.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:49:31 GMT -5
... Let us change the subject. I shall talk to you privately after supper.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:47:25 GMT -5
Who could have sent that letter?
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:44:09 GMT -5
I suggest only that I was not involved in it.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:43:16 GMT -5
I sent no such letter. I've been devoid of contact from anyone outside of this room for more than a year.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:41:03 GMT -5
I have no such project. We in the Secret Annexe only hope to survive, not necessarily prosper in wealth. But I shall not be selfish. We are far more lucky than other anti-spammers... I myself spotted over a hundred being marched out of the Suburb of Kings... but to where?
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:38:45 GMT -5
I shall pass it to you.
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