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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:36:53 GMT -5
Oh, raditz, Miep's cooking far exceeds anyone's standards. She is an excellent cook!
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:35:00 GMT -5
Come, come, all, let us not speak of the wars outside. This is a night of merriment, is it not? Mrs. Frank, would you please pass the cake? Thank you. Raditz, would you like a slice of cake? Miep prepared it herself this afternoon.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:31:53 GMT -5
What has become of the Green Dragon Inn? Let us hope that the spammers have not taken it fully! Last I heard, there was a bitter struggle over its rulers.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:28:54 GMT -5
Where is she now? Oh, do tell us, Mr. Raditz!
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:26:49 GMT -5
Oh, then that means it must've hit Frosty, the poor girl, for she is your neighbor, and if it did not hit your right neighbor it had to have hit your left. Surely she is alright!
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:24:18 GMT -5
Just three days ago I heard of yet another bombing north of here... the sound almost made my ears pop out of my head! Did it hit your home, Mr. raditz? It surely was not far from here at all.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:20:55 GMT -5
We live in constant fear... every day, if a post is made, we are in possibility of death. Our only comforts lie in the night, and even then, we are frightened... frightened of who might see or hear us.
How does the fight against spam prevail? For if we were caught by the spammers now, our fate might prove to be worse than death, I am afraid.
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:16:47 GMT -5
There you go, lad. Have you any news of the outside world? What has become of the other forums out there?
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:15:12 GMT -5
Very well. I do hope you are comfortable in this awful space. Would you like a spot of tea?
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 19:07:28 GMT -5
Why hello, raditzsoldier! How may you be tonight?
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Post by bacon on Feb 4, 2006 18:56:15 GMT -5
I know it is so dreadfully cramped in here, but we can still have a party nonetheless. May all enter. We've gotten rotten beans and potatoes, and a good glass of milk to drink. And Miep's brought along a cake to! Have fun, and let us chat the night away.
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 21:10:59 GMT -5
Welcome to the Home of Bacon, a small, little cottage in the middle of the Secret Woods. There's a pond out back. Now, I do not like being disturbed, and as such, there are a few rules to follow. There will be no hollerin', no runnin', no playin', and no touchin' of my historical artifacts. Rarely are anyone invited in the darkness of this home, and few have escaped with their lives. Have fun.
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Post by bacon on Jan 8, 2006 23:42:22 GMT -5
I have successfully infiltrated the kitchen and twisted the knob that will preheat the oven. Once it is preheated, I can proceed with the operation as planned.
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 16:58:13 GMT -5
Dear Poop,
I just made myself cry on purpose for drama.
That is all.
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 23:03:04 GMT -5
Dear Poop,
This weekend was weird.
That is all.
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Post by bacon on Jan 12, 2006 22:12:32 GMT -5
dear poop,
I have not replied to you in the last two days because I had a fuckin migraine on Tuesday, and on Wednesday I forgot, so yeah.
Anyways, Tuesday sucked. I had a migraine all day and I had to go to school which made it work, thanks to math. I don't remember that much of Tuesday or Wednesday either, except that I watched the Lion King last night.
Today sucked to. Tomorrow will because of that stupid poem I have to recite in drama. I hate drama. Oh, and math and science to.
The rest are okay.
It's really weird when you have a friend who has a great personality but differs entirely in terms of views of the world.
I have several.
now go away.
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Post by bacon on Jan 9, 2006 22:16:43 GMT -5
I'm taking pre-algreba and I barely passed.
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Post by bacon on Jan 9, 2006 22:13:30 GMT -5
I've taken High School English Tests. It's nothing, as is Literature. Both are the easiest courses out there. It's ridiculous how many people fail them.
Math and Science are an entirely different story. #31#
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Post by bacon on Jan 9, 2006 22:08:32 GMT -5
Meh, English is easy.
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Post by bacon on Jan 9, 2006 22:05:51 GMT -5
The one thing I like about science is that we really don't have to anything. It and English is where I sleep... except the idiots always wake me up.
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Post by bacon on Jan 9, 2006 21:57:12 GMT -5
*steals ddl's idea* Dear Poop, Today was a very fun day!!! I went to school for the first time, and it was kewl! I saw that really strange girl that is my friend because she has my personality, and she's the only person that agrees to cal me bacon omg. In pee (P.E.) we got to play kickball, and I caught one ( #59# ) Yay! What was kewl was that it (omg) seemed to happen in slow motion. Weird. In history, we had to write what we did in the holidays. It was supposed to be a page, but I'm too lazy and secretive so I only wrote half a page. This is what it was: "This was a good half-decent great Christmas this year. We put our tree in the dining room, which I think was stupid, and we said we wouldn't give gifts, which I also thought was stupid. Everyone ended up getting something, though it was money. I got a portable DVD player, and the best thing about it is that you can go fishing and watch movies at the same time. Yeah, that's pretty much it." My teacher called me a redneck. Anyways, at lunch we talked about several random things: 1. Falling asleep halfway through ROTS; She wanted to see the scene where Palpy goes "So Anakin are you going to kill me?" and he goes "I would certainly like to!!!!!1" For some reason, she's obsessed with this scene. She thought Tion Medon was scary and went to bed. 2. The Two Towers and how fat Sam is and how the scene where Gollum and Sam argue over potatoes is teh funny. 3. I forgot the third one. I hate science. The teacher is stupid, and we got another seating chart. I got placed with the people who never shut up and wake me up when I try to go to sleep. In drama class, we split up into groups and did a bunch of stupid stuff. But we also talked about King Kong. Teh yay! And then math. It sucks. The end.
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Post by bacon on Jan 9, 2006 16:59:01 GMT -5
Yes, and this will be where it is at. Teh yays!!!!
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:46:26 GMT -5
NEVER MIND.
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Post by bacon on Jan 16, 2006 22:44:38 GMT -5
IN THIS THREAD YOU CAN PLAY MINI-SURVIVOR. WHOEVER WINS IS KEWL.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
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Post by bacon on Jan 29, 2006 23:30:09 GMT -5
// suddenly pippy screams
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Post by bacon on Jan 29, 2006 23:16:38 GMT -5
no he dies in the shire
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Post by bacon on Jan 29, 2006 23:10:49 GMT -5
// breaks saruban's stick and laughs
HAHAHA. STAY COOPED UP THERE THEN.
// turns to others
Let's go and leave Saruban to die in his stupid tower.
// suddenly grima hurls a glass ball at them
PIPPY: WAT'S THAT!
DON'T TOUCH THAT YOU, IDIOT! HAND IT TO ME!
// pippy obeys and they leave and set camp in the forest
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 23:05:38 GMT -5
// everyone rushes to spisengard where they meet treespeard, mary, and pippy
PIPPY: WE MET A BUNCH OF TALKING TREES, AND THEN BACON CAME AND TOLD TREESPREAD SOMETHING AND THEN A BUNCH OF TREES RAN SOUTH WHILE TREESPREAD AND A COUPLE OF OTHER TREES ATTACKED SPISENGARD AND FLOODED IT. THAT'S IT.
Sparagorn: kewl
bacon: yo saruban open up you fucker
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 22:21:46 GMT -5
BACON: HEY! YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS! WE'RE GOING BACK TO SPISENGARD!
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:35:55 GMT -5
// suddenly bacon appears
BACON: ROAR.
// sperkenbrand appears
SPERKENBRAND: ROAR.
ORC: AHHH!
// they run into strange new forest and never come out
SPIMLI: YAY!
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