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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:22:43 GMT -5
SPARAGORN: PULL BACK UP UP PULL BACK!!!!!! TO THE KEEP! THE SPASTLE IS BREACHED!!!!
// everyone retreats
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:19:29 GMT -5
// suddenly teh wall explodes SPEODEN: SPLIMGI: OH NOES!!!!! SPEGOLAS: AYE! AYE! THE WALL IS BREACHED! SPEOMER: FIGHT TO THE END!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 17:02:29 GMT -5
No. We wait til Pippy and Bacon head off towards Spinas Spirith, like teh books.
// orcs attack spelm's deep
ORC: ROAR!!!!!!!
// wildmen attack
WILDMEN: ROAR!!!!!!
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:57:36 GMT -5
NOT YET.
// they get at deh spords of isen
// orcs attack
BACON: OH NO. RUN AWAY!
// everyone is scattered
BACON: SURVIVORS MAKE WAY TO SPELM'S DEEP! HURRY! I'LL MEET YOU LATER!
// they go to spelm's deep and set up camp
// they look in the distance as rain falls; bunch of orcs come
SPEODER: OH NOES!!!!!1
SPARAGORN: FOR SPARWEN!!!!!!!!!!!
they wait
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:53:37 GMT -5
// shakes speoden
GO TO SPELM'S DEEP NOW!
SPEODEN: ok guards get speoder
guard: ok
speomer: uncle u suck
SPEODEN: WE'RE GOING TO SPELM'S DEEP TO DISTRACT SARUBAN. LET'S GO.
speomer: what about sperkenbrand?
SPEODEN: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT SPERKENBRAND. LET'S GO.
// they leave for the Fords of Isen
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:43:01 GMT -5
// eats wormytongue's eyes and chops his head off while continuously whacking speoden with the ban stick
BE GONE SPARUMAN!
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Post by bacon on Jan 28, 2006 16:38:36 GMT -5
// runs in and whacks speoden with his magic staff
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:53:39 GMT -5
// kicks guard in the groin
// stabs guard in the heart and pulls his eyeballs out of their sockets
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:51:58 GMT -5
// slaps guard in the face
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:50:41 GMT -5
yes
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:44:50 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]YES. I. DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:37:14 GMT -5
// kills guard and gives him everyone's weapons
I KEEP MY DAMN STICK.
// enters spolden hall
HEY SPEODEN!
// whacks speoden with his staff
GET YOUR f**kIN MEN TO SPELM'S DEEP!
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:35:39 GMT -5
// kills guard
// enters spolden hall
HEY SPEODEN!
// whacks speoden with his staff
GET YOUR f**kIN MEN TO SPELM'S DEEP!
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:33:47 GMT -5
SHUT THE HELL UP.
// whacks guard ten times until he passes out
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:31:38 GMT -5
// bacon whacks the guard with his stick
LET'S GO INSIDE, YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS.
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:29:30 GMT -5
WE'RE NOT IN BOOK 4 STOOPID
// everyone arrives at Spedoras
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:27:36 GMT -5
NOT YET
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:24:19 GMT -5
OK LET'S GO NOW BEFORE I KILL U ALL
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:20:59 GMT -5
THAT'S BECAUSE I'VE SPENT FIVE FUCKIN MONTHS BATTLING THE SPALROG, YOU FUCKIN IDIOT
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:19:21 GMT -5
NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS SPARADRONS ILL AND SPAMTONGUE'S GOT HIS FUCKIN BEARD WRAPPED AROUND HIM LET'S GO NOW
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:17:32 GMT -5
YO MUTHA FUCKERS LETS GO SPEDORAS
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 23:15:16 GMT -5
bacon: ROAR I'M BACK!
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Post by bacon on Jan 21, 2006 20:04:35 GMT -5
// baconbeard steps on mary and pimpin
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 22:48:41 GMT -5
// bacon whacks mary and pippy with his staff so hard that they pass out
// he steps on them and spits on them
// he walks away
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 22:08:19 GMT -5
Shut the **** up, mother ****er!
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 20:10:39 GMT -5
Bacon: Don't be absurd. I was Bacon the Grey. Now I'm Bacon the White. Don't be hatin, now. That's racist.
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 0:28:52 GMT -5
// bacon kills mary
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 0:23:58 GMT -5
// suddenly bacon appears
ROAR!
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 0:22:03 GMT -5
// mary and pippy meet spambeard
Spambeard: I AM SPAMBEARD!
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Post by bacon on Jan 19, 2006 0:20:34 GMT -5
// three spammers come to spamgorn forest; see sporc corpses
OMG THEY'RE DEAD!! NOOOO!
// kicks helmet and breaks toe
WAIT THEY WENT IN SPAMGORN FOREST! NOOOOOOOOOO!
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